Saturday… Just Saying 12/8/2012

1. Take a pencil to write with on aeroplanes. Pens leak. But if the pencil breaks, you can’t
sharpen it on the plane, because you can’t take knives with you. Therefore: take two pencils.

2. If both pencils break, you can do a rough sharpening job with a nail file of the metal or glass type.

3. Take something to write on. Paper is good. In a pinch, pieces of wood or your arm will do.

4. If you’re using a computer, always safeguard new text with a ¬memory stick.

5. Do back exercises. Pain is distracting.

6. Hold the reader’s attention. (This is likely to work better if you can hold your own.)
But you don’t know who the reader is, so it’s like shooting fish with a slingshot in the dark.
What ¬fascinates A will bore the pants off B.

7. You most likely need a thesaurus, a rudimentary grammar book, and a grip on reality.
This latter means: there’s no free lunch. Writing is work. It’s also gambling. You don’t get
a pension plan. Other people can help you a bit, but -essentially you’re on your own.
Nobody is making you do this: you chose it, so don’t whine.

8. You can never read your own book with the innocent anticipation that comes with that
first delicious page of a new book, because you wrote the thing. You’ve been backstage.
You’ve seen how the rabbits were smuggled into the hat. Therefore ask a reading friend
or two to look at it before you give it to anyone in the publishing business. This friend
should not be someone with whom you have a ¬romantic relationship, unless you want to break up.

9. Don’t sit down in the middle of the woods. If you’re lost in the plot or blocked, retrace
your steps to where you went wrong. Then take the other road. And/or change the person.
Change the tense. Change the opening page.

10. Prayer might work. Or reading ¬something else. Or a constant visualization of the
holy grail that is the finished, published version of your resplendent book.

Margaret Atwood, 1939

Margaret Atwood is an award winning Canadian writer of novels, poetry, essays, as well as a literary  critic, and environmentalist. She is best known for speculative fiction novels, The Handmaid’s Tale and  Oryx and Crake. She is also well known for claims that these novels were not science fiction and describing said genre as “talking squids in outer space.” which brought her much ire from the SciFi community.

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